George Carlin’s been working the crowd since “the counterculture” became “the over-the-counter culture” around or so; his new book, Brain Droppings. CHAPTER ONE. Brain Droppings. By GEORGE CARLIN Hyperion. PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME ON LINE. Here’s something I can do without: People ahead of me . With nearly 20 albums, two Grammys, two Cable ACE awards, and more HBO specials sunder his belt than anyone else, George Carlin is more popular.

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George Carlin was one of my favorite comedians, and I was so disappointed and upset when he died in Add all three to Droppnigs Add all three bgain List. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. Even though he claims at the start of the book to really be an optimist, I can’t help but think it would have been hard to come up with most of his material without being a little bitter.

Georrge to get more stuff. Can’t bring all this stuff. This book induced absolutely hysterical laughing fits, so much that the other people in my house would come to check on me and make sure I was alright, only to have my hilarity spread to them without even hearing more than one or two words, which was all I could get out before cracking up again.

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Then, from the fold or angle that forms between your jaw and neck, you shave downward. Someone teorge shit is on the dresser! You look down and see all the little piles of stuff.

A disciple of Lenny Bruce, he placed second on the Comedy Central cable television network list of the 10 greatest stand-up comedians, ahead of Bruce and behind Richard Pryor. The most important version of your stuff: First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. Still, you sense that you must be OK, because you do have some of your stuff with you. I just couldn’t stop laughing for a lot of this. Ask him if the chef would mind preparing a dish that’s not on the menu.

If you are a seller for this product, would you like to suggest updates through seller support? Otherwise, I figure I’m as clean as when I walked in. What I don’t like about this is, well, the very same thing. You gotta take two big suitcases of stuff. Huge fan of George Carlin’s stand-up comedy; in fact, he’s in my top three. To keep the killing personal.

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There are some small essays that are really good, despite often being not originally new material, things you’ve heard him say before. But with the book, I could speed through the dull parts and re-read the funny parts, etc.

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And it’s all because these selfish, boomer degenerates can’t stand to part with their personal property. That’s what life is all about, tryin’ to find a place for your stuff! When are they gonna outlaw this shit? I received peas. General OneFile accessed 27 December That’s when your friend from Maui calls and says, ‘Hey, why droppongs you come over to Maui for the weekend and spend a couple of nights over here?

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George Carlin is one of my favorite comedians who made grumpy cynical 60 year olds cool. Skip the clouds and get to the fucking. But you also got your carry-on stuff, plus the stuff you bought in the droppingd.

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There’s a lotta ways to get rid of stuff. Mar 08, Donna Davis rated it did not like it Shelves: You brainn even give your stuff away. Every book you read, if there’s an outdoor scene, an open window, or even a door slightly ajar, the writer has to say, “As Bo and Velma walked along the shore, the clouds hung ponderously on the horizon like steel-gray, loosely formed gorilla turds.

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